By: Venus Mari Zapezki
Trigger warning: Nudity
Naked breasts, and more were to be seen at a protest held next to the central Hathian gas station, last Saturday.
It began with well-known Hathian resident, Lenore Hopper baring her breasts, carrying a sign that said ‘I’m so angry I made a sign’, although there was no indication of what she was angry about. (Dumblings probably – Ed)
Despite the protest not being specific, a small crowd gathered, including your reporter. As the crowd grew, your reporter attempted, with little success, to persuade Ms Hopper to explain the purpose of her protest.
Despite not explaining what she was angry about, Ms Hopper did hint that it concerned the police, as is often the case in Hathian protests, it has to be said. She shouted, as your reporter arrived, “Show boobs, not IDs! They cannot arrest all topless people!” and then “Boobs against HPD boringness!” Though, as it happens, no topless people were arrested.
Growing Crowd Bares More
Despite it not being clear what the protest was about, a couple of other women – one an associate of Leonore Hopper from the Gein and the other seeming to be an employee from the pizzeria – removed their clothing, the Gein worker removing just her top but the other removed everything but her footwear. The naked women told the Observer “I fully support anything that involves the removal of clothes“.
The crowd that gathered round included a more than a few curious onlookers, puzzled as to what was going on, including a couple of visitors to town.
Eventually Detective Inspector Krystal O’Neill ‘Taco Stuffer’ and a colleague arrived in a police cruiser and the crowd slowly dispersed without them taking any action. Lenore Hopper and her colleague walked back into the Gein.
Asked for a comment, Inspector O’Neill told the Observer “I don’t think there’s much to comment here. From what I gathered, number of people were waving signs with their mammary glands exposed. Former is not against the law, latter can be considered indecent exposure, which is a misdemeanour. Apparently they knew this and decided to leave and put some shirts on, upon arrival of the law enforcement.”
And so it ended quietly. With the HPD possibly being more boring than usual. (That’s a good thing -Ed)
