By: CU GossipGirl
Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice….
Campus has been quiet on gossip and tea but it always is in the summer.
Now we’re getting cosy as fall and winter close in, and we swap the sweet tea for cocoa and cinnamon biscuits things start to get juicy in the big old drafty halls of Columtreal University, where rumours of ghosts, witchcraft and other shady going on abound alongside the typical student shenanigans you would expect from a liberal arts college.
Just this week during a campus outdoor screening of Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice (which we’re not sure was obtained legally) CU student, sorority sister and president of the CU roleplay club Sabrina Morningstar walked away from the screening to look for her cat – and hasn’t been seen again!
Sabrina is described as a slim blonde who always wears a headband and is usually dressed in red or black and often accompanied by a scruffy black cat called Salem.
CUPD investigates
Columtreal University Police Department have asked everyone on campus and beyond to look out for Sabrina or her cat. Please remain cautious on campus and report any sightings to CUPD Chief Alani Hunter or her officers. When questioned if they have any leads on the missing student and her pet, CUPD stated:
“CUPD has not received any leads in the on going search for Sabrina Morningstar and ‘Salem’. We are currently investigating the open message that was posted to the online bulletin. If you have any information, please contact CUPD. If you wish to be anonymous, please send the information by email or mail.”
Alani Hunter
