Good news! Hathian’s newest beloved citizen (that would be me by the way) has decided to enter the Dominatrix field. Here are some reasons why you should consider becoming my client:
– Your first session is FREE!
– I only suffer from two major mental illnesses, for which I am taking medications.
– Your satisfaction is guaranteed.
– My dungeon is located in a clean, professional, abandoned building. I have a nice collection of dirty ropes, chains, whips, etc.
– I am highly educated, with a degree in thermonuclear basketweaving.
I am currently accepting both male and female clients. If you’re interested, please call 123-4567 ((IM fionamilton resident)).
Act now before my schedule gets filled up!
