Classified: Virginity for sale

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This is not prostitution. The sex is free – my virginity is not. Best Offer. I have blonde hair (very short), blue eyes, & petite. I’m not fat. Looking for someone who will pay top dollar to pop my cherry. Cash only. Please, dial XXX-XXXX and make your offer.

((This is for real characters w/ real storylines!! Just IM Esperanza Hernandoz to ‘make the call; and you will be prompted to make your offer, state your name and a number to reach you. The number can not be ICly traced. She is ICly just the middleman. ))

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