By: Campus Whisperer
My dear Looters, we all know that across campus there are rites, pledges, initiations, hazings and more. While academic studies may not always be at the forefront of everyone’s minds, the rituals that make our halls and institution pulse continue unabated through seasons and as new cohorts arrive and other students leave.
Rumour reached us that the sorority with the biggest house on campus also has the biggest parties and the parties that most closely resemble, well, even this Whisperer is unsure. A market? A parade? A celebration of femininity, or an indoctrination to Bimbofication. It’s not clear!
Still, whatever the full nature of the event, whispered gossip reaches us that it was fun, that there were no issues and that no jocks had their nuts kicked. We applaud EON for therefore taking a stand at the top of the initiation rites for this academic year by landing an event where so many pledges joined their group.
Of course, this whisperer cannot identify any of the women by their asses, or if we can, we won’t say because we prefer to keep them to ourselves (and our hands). Still, one perhaps needs no special powers to see Jizzy sitting below… and the rumour that men were present in the audience? Scandalous. Truthful? None of the campus jocks is saying anything, yet. Our hope is that the paddle below was properly used to threaten them to a code of silence. See the bum, perhaps even touch the bum. Don’t talk about it. Mmmh….
