Labor Day Discounts at the Master Bates Inn!

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The Master Bates Inn caters to everyone

Work wearing you down this year? Ever just want to get out of your house (or out of the streets! We don’t judge!) and go somewhere else to get away for a little while? Well, we have your solution! Take a load off at the Master Bates Inn for this upcoming Labor Day weekend (August 31—September 3) either alone or with that special someone. For Labor Day weekend only, we are running a special and adjusting our usual rates to the following:

• Hourly – $15/hr (normally $25/hr)
• Daily/Nightly – $50 (normally $70)
• The whole weekend: $125

ADDITIONAL NOTE: The bundled daily, weekly, and monthly rates are already discounted, so they will be even cheaper for this holiday. These fees do not include taxes or additional luxuries, such as toiletries, cable TV/pay-per-view/porn, Plan B pills, snacks, soda, or condoms.

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