by Dillon Walker
Hathian’s Finest? Maybe in beer pong.. At roughly 5:00pm, five unnamed Law Enforcement Officers were witnessed in the Titty Twister doing shots of alcohol and one even drinking from a bottle while in uniform and on duty.
One female officer was even witnessed tossing racial slurs at the bartender unprovoked. There was a thickness in the air that could be cut with a chainsaw, but it was fortunate one of the Officers seemed to have a level head and ushered the others out before more problems arrived.
It was further learned that the Law Enforcement were not on some routine patrol, but in search of various individuals to be unnamed, certainly no reason for an early celebration. The city of Hathian can sleep easy at night knowing that their Law Enforcement are out searching for possibly dangerous individuals while intoxicated.
((submitted on behalf of author, Dillon Walker (Maura Vaher) ))