Hearts Of Hathian: Volume 5

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I had no idea the day I met you in Lou’s how much you would change my life. How much the sight of our kids curled up with you on the couch would melt my heart. Every. Single. Time. Every time I feel our babies move, I fall a little more in love with you.

Well that’s what we do, we fight. You tell me when I’m being an arrogant son of a bitch, and I tell you when you’re being a pain in the ass. Which you are; 99% of the time. I’m not afraid to hurt your feelings. You have like a 2 second rebound rate, and then you’re back doing the next pain in the ass thing. So it’s not gonna be easy. It’s gonna be really hard. We’re gonna have to work at this everyday, but I want to do that because I want you. I want all of you, forever.

Love always,
-Your “Allie”

Dear Lacey, Your results came back. You have AIDS.

-The STD Clinic.

You can still submit YOUR love letter to the Observer. Contact Poptartz ((Thianya Kanya)) in person or via Twitter @ThianyaKanya. Show your lover you care this Valentine’s Day.


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