Shoplifters Wanted By HPD

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The Hathian Police Department has released a poster showing CCTV images of two suspects wanted in connection with shoplifting at the Clam Supermarket on the 24th & 29th September 2014.

Det. Sgt. Moonshadow stated, “The HPD will not tolerate scum who think they can prey on Hathian’s hard-working businesses. Anyone who thinks they can grab a free lunch will pay the price in jail.”

When asked what a person should do if they cannot put bread on the table to feed their families in these difficult economic times, Moonshadow responded, “Let them eat cake, food is over-rated anyway.”

Anyone with information is asked to contact Detective Sergeant Moonshadow ((AngelLynne Moonshadow)) at 555 7349.

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