Attorney Now Accepting Class Action Suit Cases

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Ever Argued with a Woman?
Ever wanted an HONEST Attorney? [but not enough to hurt  your case]

We all want someone to be there when we need them, but due to the current situation with the Hathian Police Department and their alleged misuse of power, we are currently accepting complaints for a possible class action suit. Call me if you are over twelve and have access to a phone.

So come to the Woman who puts the “ease” in legalease, and hey, I don’t just look like an Attorney, I AM an Attorney.

Call now,  555.3317
Tallulah “Won’t let you down” Birdsong.

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