French Cuisine Comes To Hathian

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A gorgeous new Bistro is now open in Hathian. A perfect place for that romantic date you have been dreaming of, or somewhere to enjoy your solitude swinging in sweet depression on a secluded hammock – it now exists!

Located right on the main beach in Batterie, it is a stone’s throw from District 8. This is the place to enjoy a whole variety of stunning and delectable pastries, cakes and champagne.

Run by a pedantic French perfectionist, you know you do not have to worry about stale cream or old flour. Or salmonella. Moreover, an outdoor ice cream parlor is bound to be the place to conveniently forget that diet you have been starving yourselves on!

Come rediscover your childhood on the swings or simply cuddle up to that special someone in various places on the grounds, like an antique, re-purposed car; or perhaps an outdoor cinema for two takes your fancy? Authentic French style and true heartfelt European hospitality await you at Bistro Coco!

Anyone found littering on the grounds or expressing even a hint of displeasure with France, or its government, or its people, or anything even remotely unflattering related in any way to la République might find themselves clubbed to death with a baseball bat draped in a French flag. Hypothetically speaking. Bien sûr.

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