‘Need Some Lovin?’ Texter Caught

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Pictured: Candy Madden. Suspect in ‘Need Some Lovin?’ Spam Text Messages

Friday, February 4th around 7 p.m a text message began to be spam cellphones oh Hathianites. The text message read:

‘Need Some Lovin? Call Me. Discreet and Personal. (504)426-9269 xoxo.’

Upon notification of this text message, the Hathian Police Department quickly began investigating the case. Shortly thereafter, around Midnight, the suspect was caught and jailed.

The suspect was Candy Madden, who was booked on charges of Prostitution and Cocaine Possession.

The phone number has since been disconnected. No word on how she was able to send out the flood of text messages, and more importantly, how she obtained the cell phone numbers.

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