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Two unknown suspects crashed a sex toy filled car into Rader Records, causing hundreds in losses and damages.
Two unknown suspects crashed a sex toy filled car into Rader Records, causing hundreds in losses and damages.

Tuesday night, two unidentified people decided to take a drive-through trip into Radar Records and crashed through the window of the business sometime after nightfall with a stolen vehicle.

The black sedan, which belongs to Detective Sora Senizen, ran through the wall, ruining hundreds of dollars of merchandise and the building. The car, however, fared better, only needing front end repairs.

Three clerks, including the assistant manager, were present, and thankfully escaped injury before they called for assistance.

“Some a-hole tried to park a pig’s car in the shop, and we almost died,” says shop assistant manager Kizzie Bravin. “And I got a ticket cause the cops said I wasted their time. What is that? I didn’t do anything, but report the crap to the police like a good citizen would.”

Upon closer inspection of the trunk, 20 used dildos and 10 soiled anal plugs were found, which one can only assume belong to Senizen.

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