The Hathian Lotto was drawn this morning at 2AM because the sponsor thought it would be funny to freak people out.
Do not worry Hathianites, us here at the Observer did just that and the following were the winning numbers.
13 | 9 | 35 | 1 | 33 | 11
2 | 3
So if those were your numbers lucky winner I would suggest going down to The Clam Convenience Store to collect your $5,000.
And possibly stop by our offices afterwards to make a donation.
OOC: Tears Ordinary <– Totes won.