Disaster Strikes as HGH Exams Compromised!

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Thousands are on edge tonight as word of faulty lab results from Hathian General reach their ears. While unconfirmed, sources reveal that Shady Laboratories, responsible for all blood and medical testing for HGH, have been either compromised or misread, leading to a number of misdiagnoses of patients. Most notably, those who may have had blood, urine, or any type of sexually transmitted disease testing in the last few months may have been released with a clean bill of health while they are actually quite the opposite. No names have been released per state law, so all recent patients are encouraged to visit HGH as soon as possible for re-examination. Officials were not able to comment on whether this could lead to an outbreak, but knowing our citizens, an epidemic is just around the corner unless this is stopped.

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