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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


  • Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's...
  • One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson...
  • Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted...
  • Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet...
  • Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol...

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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

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One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Horror Show Gets Rize Out of Hathian


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Local entertainment company, Rize Productions, turned District 8 Park into a terrifying scene for their Horror Show on July 31st. Quartered off with high walls, the park was completely transformed into a circus of freaks and the macabre. Wooden slats over hot coals line from the entrance onto the grounds...

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Dear Grace: Rusty


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, So I am dating this guy. We first started seeing each other as No Strings Attached, and the sex was fantastic. But then things started getting serious, and the relationship developed, and both of us said the magic words. We both agreed we can sleep around as long as it’s not in each...

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Dear Grace: Hunter


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, Why I am so calm? I love it. A death of an animal calms me. I know ill have food. I like dear meat. I love the smell of blood and fresh meat. Anonymous   Dear Hunter, I spent a long time on your words, reading and mulling them over. Mainly to try and find a way out of indignation....

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Babies Explode in Hathian


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 02 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Hathian General Hospital reports an unprecedented number of pregnancies within the last six months.  “As some of you are aware, the last uptick in fertility in Hathian was found to be caused by a leak of fertility drugs into our drinking water," reports James Mattfield, Hathian General Hospital’s...

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Slab Butcher Grand Opening BBQ


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 01 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

The Slab Butcher Shop is hosting it's Grand Opening with a massive barbecue and pool party hosted by owner Sophia Ferarri. Come and enjoy good food and fun all free of charge.

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Earthly Delights Found in Garden of Eden


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 30 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

In the morning of July 30th, Garden of Eden, a clothing optional resort in Batterie Beach, celebrated its grand opening. Patrons curious of its promised pleasures shyly made their way in through the perimeter hedge. Beyond the entrance lined with lockers is a tropical, clothing optional, paradise. The...

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DEAR GRACE: Retraction for TEDDY BEAR GIVER


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 30 Jul 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Teddy Bear Giver, The advice I gave you was for a kind hearted man who lacked courage to approach the woman he loves. You however, after discovering your abhorrent behaviour are nothing more than a vile stalker. You did not say in your letter that the teddy bear was headless and on the daughters...

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To Serve and Protect? HPD “Priorities”


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 30 Jul 2020   Posted by MaelstromDork Resident

There is something amiss in the bowels of Hathian Police Department: debauchery, distrust, inaction and an odd smell emanating from the locker room. This reporter had a few run ins with these men and women in blue, and each one just gets more odd. Like the female cop who stopped me in an alley and then...

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Dear Grace: Teddy Bear Giver


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 30 Jul 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, How does one go about loving someone who doesn’t notice them? I met a wonderful woman, known her for a few years, and now I’m ready to take our relationship to the next level too! She recently got out of a long term commitment, and has a kid too, but I want us to become a family. I...

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Sex Worker Claims Abuse, Forced Pregnancy by Hathian Police Officer


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 28 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

A local sex worker claims a Hathian Police officer raped, drugged, and forced her to carry his child. The woman, who will be referred to as Vanessa in order to retain her anonymity, came into the Observer office to share her story.  “I am putting my life on the line by telling you this,” said...

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