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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


  • Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's...
  • One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson...
  • Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted...
  • Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet...
  • Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol...

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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

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One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Rader Records: Summer Splash


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 15 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by Mark Coletti. On August 14th, Rader Records hosted a mid-summer party in the parking lot in front of their store. A large blue pad was set out on the ground with a kiddie pool and a very long slip n' slide down the street. Many people came out to enjoy DJ  Vicus, who was spinning...

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Raccoons In Your Gumbo


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 15 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by junior reporter Lara Windsor II. They promise it's not people but over the years the Observer has run a squillion stories about Gein and its food contents. From stories of being owned by cannibals in its deep distant past, to double salt content and evidence of heart failure from its product...

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Hathian Horoscopes with Shelby: Leo Edition


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 15 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by Shelby LeBlanc. Leo: Well Happy Birthday to the Leos! You may find yourself in a period or change in the weeks surrounding your birthday - rebirth, if that's what makes it sound nicer for you. Don't be afraid to jump in head first and see what new adventures await you. Just try not to let those...

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Siberian Husky for Sale


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 15 Aug 2020   Posted by Fiona Milton

Siberian Husy! Only $1000 Well trained Great guard dog Great Service dog   Up for sale is a female Siberian Husky for just $1000. This is a beautiful dog that you can be proud of owning. She is well-trained and would make a great pet or service dog. Contact Fiona Milton at (604) 456-7890...

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Dear Grace: Anonymous and Rude


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 13 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, I have a rotund, rich best friend who has been hostile toward me lately. I've done a lot for her in the past, like provide helpful weight loss tips as well as attempt to treat her to a triple bypass burger, an offer which she promptly blew off. I suggested she invite me to dinner so we can talk...

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Dear Grace: When it Ends


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 11 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace gets a lot of questions about heartbreak. "How do I get over it?" "When will it go away?" "How can I win them back?" All of those questions are normal when a relationship ends. You need to remember that you are going through the seven stages of grief: shock, denial, anger, bargaining, depression,...

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Duel Turns Into Three Way at Lou’s Bar


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 08 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Lou’s Bar was the scene of a brawl between an out of uniform Hathian Police officer and Kaliyah Nijat, one of Hathian’s Most Wanted, on the evening of August 6th. The altercation began in the bar between Nijat and another patron. The out of uniform officer attempted an arrest, which led to a formal...

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Slab Butchery Shows off Meaty Bits


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 08 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Sophia Ferarri, new owner of The Slab Butchery on Berthier St., held a grand reopening on August 6th. The southern end of the street was closed off for a barbecue block party. The barbecue had a casual setup for guests. The corner of Berthier and Hathian Hwy had a mobile bar; a bus with an open side...

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Garden of Eden Puts a Finger to Power Bottom


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 08 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

On August 6th, Garden of Eden began THU of Powerplay, a usual Thursday BDSM event.  Each Thursday guests may enter the resort and pick up a color coded wristband. Colors denote if a guest is dominant, submissive, or a switch between the two. The typically clothing optional resort requires mandatory...

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Getting a Rize Out of a Grand Opening


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 08 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Like a phoenix, Rize Productions's studio has a-RIZE-n. All the talent from this well known production company went out in full force to celebrate the grand opening. All the talent looked amazing in their semi-formal clothing. The atmosphere inside was calm with quiet, intellectual conversation. Even...

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