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Hathian Horoscopes with Shelby: 2nd Virgo Edition
September 17, 2020
Latest news from the streets of Hathian...
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Assault Near Diner
Posted on 17 Sep 2020 Submitted by Mark Coletti. Monday evening, a woman was attacked with a shovel near Slim's Diner in the early hours of the night. A...
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21 Jul 2020
Posted by Grace Frontenac 
Dear Grace, Now I have a lovely fiancée, she's beautiful and intelligent and I love her. But, I also love her identical twin sister, I would never leave the fiancée for the twin because she's dumb as a box of frogs. The problem is, they are now both pregnant. I am not ready to be a dad so do you think...
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17 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Christian Wolff, age 27, and Aurora Annaloro-Wolff, age 11 months, of Hahtian passed away on July 14th, 2020 at New Orleans East Hospital. Christian was a hard working ex-Hathian Police officer who will be remembered by his friends and family. Survived by his wife, Simona, as well as adopted daughter...
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16 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
On July 16th an altercation at the Daily Grind with a Hathian Police officer turned into call for backup. At 1:30 PM an officer blocked a female suspect as she exited the coffee house. After he expressed concerns for her health, the suspect protested for the officer to back away. Two other women within...
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16 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
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15 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Over the July 10th weekend, Seaside students camped on open waters twenty miles south of Hathian. Seaside principal, Jason Downfall, led the field trip. Addison Barnes and Geoffrey Welders supported as chaperons. Eleven children were in attendance. In the early morning of July 10th, Downfall and company...
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14 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
I vandalized the Clam for fun. It was a stupid thing to do. Vandalism is wrong no matter the reason. I would like to personally apologize to The Clam owner for what I did. To show how sorry I am, I am going to make a donation to Seaside School to their after school program. -Skye
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14 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Submission by Mark Coletti Several weeks ago, the Gein Diner in downtown Hathian was broken into and torn upside down. The Observer was finally able to sit down with the very busy diner owner, Bubs Ella, to discuss the incident. "Okay well, I have no idea why they choose to attack the Gein, but the gang...
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14 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
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10 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
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10 Jul 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
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