Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, What is the world coming to? Recently I saw a bunch of people beating up a person who was obviously an alien so I went over to help, but as I kicked the alien a few times I cut my foot. But when I went over to the hospital, I had to pay some money upfront! And I have insurance! signed...

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, My wife just lost a lot of weight, bought all new clothes and is out all hours of the night. At this restaurant we go to sometimes she flirts shamelessly at this big handsome bruiser of a waiter, right in front of me. Should i be worried? signed, Lonely Dear Lonely, Oh,...

Our writers here at The Observer have noticed a new Twitter account pop up within the last 24 hours. It appears to be centered around taking pictures of various locales in Hathian. So far, there’s only a couple of choice spots, but there’s no question we could all use a little positivity in our lives....

Dear Miss Lonelyhearts, I just had a baby and my vajajay is all out of whack down there.  How can i get it back in shape? signed, Loose as a goose Dear Loose, Ya, a baby will mess up your yumyum for sure, but you can do this exercise called a kriegle, i think.  You just tighten down your...

Funeral Service for former HPD Corporal Circe 'Cece' Dionysus will be held Sunday of this week, February 12, 2017, at 1pm (SLT). Family, friends, and HPD members are invited to gather and pay their respects at the cemetery on King Street, across from Rader Record Store, behind Bourbon Street.