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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


  • Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's...
  • One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson...
  • Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted...
  • Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet...
  • Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol...

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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

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One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Hathian Horoscopes with Shelby: Virgo Edition


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 01 Sep 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by Shelby LeBlanc. Virgo: It's officially Virgo season! For the next few weeks, don't focus on getting things perfect - try letting go and just letting things happen naturally. Perfection is overrated, and quite frankly, nobody in Hathian will ever notice anyway. Stop wasting your time on perfection...

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Dear Grace: Help Me


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 01 Sep 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP ME HELP...

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Emerald NailZ Files Down Opening


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 27 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Emerald NailZ provides a wide variety of luxury nail services for both men and women. Standard manicures and pedicures for nearly every type of artificial or natural nails, with optional custom nail art for an additional price. This includes nail sharpening and fortification for those that which to have...

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Dear Grace: Violated


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 27 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, please help me. I don't know what to do. Iv'e been with my boyfriend for six years, and living together for three. We're so in love. Or kinda. I do love him, but he touches me all the time. Like ALL the time. Everytime i walk past him, he touches my breasts or my ass. everytime i'm trying...

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Bubs Ella and Kozzy Zero Announce Engagement


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 20 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Bubs Ella and Kozzy Zero are pleased to announce their engagement.  Bubs is originally from Mexico and now lives in Hathian, Louisiana. She is currently a manager for the Gein Burger on Main St.  Koz is a tattoo artist at the Poison Apple on Bourbon St. as well as a male model and exotic dancer. They...

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Hung Men and Women Found Under Overpass


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 19 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Hangman’s Pass lived up to its name on August 15th when five nude victims were discovered hanging from the overpass. Three females and two males dangle by ropes upon their necks. A few still had their warm color, suggesting death was as recent as the incident. All victims displayed grievous wounds....

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Shootout at Restaurant Leaves Officer, Pregnant Woman Hospitalized


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 19 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by freelance reporter Amber Kidd. A shoot-out between Hathian police and an apparently deranged gunman on Saturday left two in the hospital and the gunman in custody, a police spokesperson and bystanders report. One of those injured was Hathian police officer Kai Slater, the other, Bianca...

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Dear Grace: Love Triangle


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 19 Aug 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace I have two men who want my attention. Both claim to love me but I don't see either that way. I don't want to hurt them but I don't want to be in a relationship. What should I do?   Dear Love Triangle, The answer is simple. If you don't want them, tell them. Allow them to find...

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HPD’S Bloody Bottom


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 18 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by junior reporter Lara Windsor II. On 16th August a peaceful, scorching Hathian afternoon was disrupted. Your intrepid and bold teen reporter was about to get her usual cup of Twinings and a sugary donut when just ahead of her, a masked gang member entered the Grind. They pointed a cute...

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Adamant Stars Wants You on the Casting Couch


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 16 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Adamant Stars Porn Studio is the newest adult film studio in Hathian. We're dedicated to bringing not only an entertaining experience to our viewers, but a safe and welcoming work environment. We're seeking dedicated actors and actresses of ALL genders and races. We are also seeking dedicated office...

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