- Can You Escape In Time?
August 16, 2018
- Can You Escape In Time?
On June 3rd, this reporter was the witness of strange events. We were at the Hathian Police Department regarding another story when a man, that was later identified as Ellis Millet, walked in and confessed to stabbing another citizen by the name of Camden Fabers. While he was being taken into custody,...Read more →
(The following is a video posted on the Observer website of a special video pertaining to The Hathian Bachelor reality show.) WEB SPECIAL: REN GETS PRANKED This twenty minute special starts off with images of the mansion and goes straight to Ana Ana calls her 'valet' over. He's not officially...Read more →
(The following is a video posted on the Observer website of Episode 2 of The Hathian Bachelor reality show.) EPISODE 2: THE FIRST NIGHT The episode begins with the panning out of contestants as the bachelor, Colonel James Weaver departs from the mansion and a member of the production team wearing...Read more →
Mysterious vans. Massive gunfire. Explosions. Bodies hitting the pavement. Armed women in masks and stiletto boots. No, this is not the latest porn movie I watched in a fetal position. This is the reality of Hathian my friends. What kind of city are we living in when a person cannot just roam the streets...Read more →
Two officers from Hathian Police Department were injured, though thankfully not seriously on Saturday Afternoon as they tried to apprehend one of the convoys that had been, as reported on 21st May (http://news.thecrackden.com/2018/05/21/local-motorcycle-gang-on-the-move/) set to move illegal arms and cash...Read more →
Looking for a new place? Want to wake up everyday and go for a swim? Look no further than Vaucluse Beach Resort! Recently renovated, the motel is located on Batterie Beach. At 150$ per week you can rent your very own room. Each room has air conditioning and the motel even has a swimming pool. What...Read more →
Looking for new opportunities? Vaucluse Beach Resort is hiring! The newly renovated motel is looking for a maid to clean the rooms and handle room service. Requirements: Good cleaning skills, a nice cleavage and a big butt. To apply call Claire Obscure de Vaucluse ((Synthetic Seerose)) - 504-827-8999. Want...Read more →
Avid readers will recall an article we published a few days ago regarding rumors surrounding the local Motorcycle Gang, Orcus Samedi Motorcycle Club (OSMC). The source from this article revealed that the MC would be moving money and guns through different convoys on the 26th of May. On said date,...Read more →
At approximately 7:30 PM Saturday evening, a Hathian police cruiser was discovered in the bayou near the red light district pier. The vehicle in question has been featured on several Twitter accounts as abandoned in front of the XXX Shop. The state of the police cruiser suggests that a local proprietor...Read more →
(The following is a video posted on the Observer website of Episode 1 of The Hathian Bachelor reality show.) EPISODE 1: MEETING THE BACHELOR DR. EM WANTS MORE THAN JUST A PHYSICAL Em wanders up to the chair-bound pair after arriving where she needs to be and she moves to half-sit, half-stand...Read more →