Dear Mr. Editor: I have been reading your news paper daily, infact it is a vital tool to my survaival.  I would like to say thank you for providing the City of Hathian with such fine quality,  With all the pluses that this paper provides me, i would like to think that there could be a change or two. I...

Hathian - The mayor’s off has decided to place a safe sex stand outside of Hathian General Hospital in an effort to curb the high rate of pregnancy and STDs plaguing the city recently. Reported cases of sexually transmitted diseases are at an all time high. After a shortage on chlamydia medicine...

Consulting the heavens and reading my faux crystal ball I have forseen your futures....... Taurus (April 20-May 20) Paranoid? insecure?? choking that stripper to death will only be a temporary fix, why not just kill them all and feel better forever? Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Remember your...

After much expressed interest in the community, I decided to dig into my personal funds and pick up a professional template worth modding for the community. Here's the first cut of it ... still very raw and kinks to work out. Visit the forums and drop your feedback.