- Can You Escape In Time?
August 16, 2018
- Can You Escape In Time?
Hathian - At approximately 11 pm last night (10/26/08) detective Julias Sirnah was shot and critically wounded on the 1100 block of Vodou Highway, in front of the police station. Detective Sirnah was seen in a confrontation with Captain Newman, and Lieutenant Pera. It has been rumored that there...Read more →
The global credit crunch has hit not only the great nations but is here now squatting on the doorstep of every citizen in Hathian. At every door of every business the repo man comes knocking. After the boom time comes the world's biggest crash and very soon YOU will see the results littering our streets...Read more →
Peenhook Park has now opened for business. Found in the new District of Black Bottom, walking distance from the location of the new college. We offer all the amities at a blow out rate. Use your parents money or your loan, or federal checks to pay for the following things that are included when rented. Full...Read more →
So its official, I have seen it all. The streets used to be covered with disgruntled citizens. Either puking, fighting, or just overall loitering. It has came to my attention that life has just seemed to up an change, the streets have been deserted, and things seem to be rather peaceful in our wonderful...Read more →
Tent Pegs 5 dollars or best offer I got 17 yellow tent pegs, two of which are broken all are slightly used, but all are still in working condition. I do not want to take any calls about these tent pegs, I don’t want to camping with you I fucking hate camping if I wanted to go camping I wouldn't be selling...Read more →
Hathian - City planners broke ground on the new University last week in the new Black Bottom district. The mayor’s office put out a press release that said “We are really excited about the possibility of increased revenue from increased population” Citizens rejoice at the thoughts of college...Read more →
As a proud citizen of our exuberant city I, Madeline Levenque, fashion extraordinaire, would like to offer my certain-to-be well-received opinions on fashion. To begin, I feel that its important when discussing proper attire, one should be aware of items of clothing to avoid when entering the glorious town...Read more →
Ok, been a bit slack of late, and instead of actual weekly horoscopes, this week I will be doing a profile of all your signs, character traits and potential lifestyles....... ARIES You tend to be headstrong and deliberate in your actions. Basically you don't give a fuck about anyone. Most people...Read more →
Hathian-Firefighters have been put to work over the past few days with a trend that has seemed to strike the city. A fire bug seems to have hit the city in full swing. "The fire department has been stretched to the limit with all of these fires" said a firefighter who wished to remain anonymous. It...Read more →
I had my first unfortunate soul who needed my help today.... "Dear Zaira I am having money problems and I am depressed. I work at my local job to earn pennys, and just yesterady I was attacked and robbed. Now I can t have sex because my girlfriend is mad that i cant get that shitty corsset from...Read more →