- Lou's is Hiring!
June 17, 2018
- Lou's is Hiring!
Hathian - Citizen discovered alive this week, after a believed death due to burns about a month ago. The citizen who will remain nameless to protect her identity has been seen out and about town, by the grace of god some say. The hospital declared her dead after a suspected cardiac arrest, which...Read more →
I may have been slightly off the mark last week, but I discovered that my charts of the heavens where in imperial measurements, and I only work in metric so I apologise. That being said, this week I am spot on..... Taurus (April 20-May 20) You are best to avoid joint ventures, you just know...Read more →
Where is the money that you buy your Grande Mocha Late really going to? Several citizens have voiced a concern to authorities that since the Daily Grind (DG) has changed hands that there has been an increase in criminal and gang activity around the area. There have been a series of robberies and shootings...Read more →
You have knots in your back? That dead end job got you all tense and feeling down? Bored with nothing else to do but play with yourself? Well how about stopping by the local Rub 'n Tug in Central Hathian. We are across from the Local Campus and next to the Theater. We offer a wide range of services...Read more →
Dear Mr. Editor: I have been reading your news paper daily, infact it is a vital tool to my survaival. I would like to say thank you for providing the City of Hathian with such fine quality, With all the pluses that this paper provides me, i would like to think that there could be a change or two. I...Read more →
Hathian - The mayor’s off has decided to place a safe sex stand outside of Hathian General Hospital in an effort to curb the high rate of pregnancy and STDs plaguing the city recently. Reported cases of sexually transmitted diseases are at an all time high. After a shortage on chlamydia medicine...Read more →
Consulting the heavens and reading my faux crystal ball I have forseen your futures....... Taurus (April 20-May 20) Paranoid? insecure?? choking that stripper to death will only be a temporary fix, why not just kill them all and feel better forever? Gemini (21 MAY-20 JUN) Remember your...Read more →
Around 2:00 PM PDT, the body of a yet unidentified woman was discovered on a bench in front of the cemetery. The cause of death is currently unknown. Police ignored queries for information and commentary on the scene. We'll keep you posted as information is released. Police Give Update On Mysterious...Read more →
After much expressed interest in the community, I decided to dig into my personal funds and pick up a professional template worth modding for the community. Here's the first cut of it ... still very raw and kinks to work out. Visit the forums and drop your feedback.Read more →