- Lou's is Hiring!
June 17, 2018
- Lou's is Hiring!
"Make love Not War" perhaps should be the new motto of Hathian after deaths from gang warfare have tripled over the past year. It certainly could be said to be Assistant DA, Bri Reifsnider's new motto, or maybe not. Perverted Assistant DA, Bri Reifsnider "I'm less than a smear of s**t...Read more →
It appears that stardom has found it's way to Hathian. Could the woman in the photo possibly be Mesah Minoti Ohmai? If so, she's apparently taking a turn for the worst. Ten years ago, she peaks at the top of her career as a high-end fashion model, a “gift” from her equally as wealthy parents,...Read more →
An uneasy peace settles over the city of Hathian in the wake of an outbreak of violence between two notorious gangs; the Reavers and the Rejects. Whilst revelers partied the night away at a Christmas disco at nearby coffee shop, gunshots ring out across the snow-laden streets opposite. How the gun-battle...Read more →
<!--[if gte mso 9]> Normal 0 false false false MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 <![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]> <![endif]--> The recently published story, "Sicko Presley in Graveyard Shocker" dated 22nd December, 2008 by Observer Journalist Aria Biggley is believed to carry within...Read more →
Gein Employees are behind the disgusting defilement of former Police Chief’s Grave. Sick pervert, Mr. Charlie Presley, currently employed at the Gein Burger bar has been exposed as being the brains behind the night-time cemetery desecration. Mr. Presley, of an obviously cold and calculating nature,...Read more →
Dear Editor, I'm writing to alert the citizens of Hathian about the recent influx of strange characters of the "noob" variety. These "noobs", (what I've heard them labeled as in hushed whispers,) flock to the city during slow hours of the day and night. They carry massive weapons. They speak somehow...Read more →
Okay, fine citizens! It’s that time again, time for a much needed update on what should and shouldn’t be adorning the enticing bodies of our dear Hathian. With the approach of Christmas, the addition of snow, and a brand new year right around the corner, your friend Maddy is here to help you ease...Read more →
The grave of former Hathian City Police Department Captain, Durham Mahoney was horrifically desecrated in the early hours of the evening, Wednesday 10th December 2008. The grave had been exhumed and the coffin disturbed, with traces of was presumed to be vomit in the coffin itself. Three suspects, one female...Read more →
Hathian-Forecasters say that the cold weather that we’re experiencing is not going anywhere anytime soon. Wtih highs in the 40s and lows in the 30s and 20s, Hathian struggles to adjust. Many people are being chilled right to the bone with winds whipping through the city with gusts up to 15 miles per hour. ...Read more →
The philanthropic labor union, known collectively as The Silverside Corporation, met with the associated press early Monday morning to announce the discovery of oil wells hidden deep beneath the ground surface. The wells are estimated to contain 100,000 barrels of oil, but the SS is still...Read more →