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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


  • Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's...
  • One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson...
  • Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted...
  • Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet...
  • Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol...

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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

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One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Vato to Vato: Holiday Edition


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 16 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Advice column submitted by Chong Diabolito. My name is Carlos Diabolito, although everyone knows me as Chong. Almost every paper has an advice column for women by women, or other groups but none that are just advice from one Vato (guy or male) to another. Working in and around the adult film industry...

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Hathian Dons Gay Apparel and Lights Up


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 15 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Hathian Christmas Feast Come join the feast with sponsors by: The Grind and Gein - Extreme Eating Contest WKRK - Holiday Music Slim Goodies Diner and Pie Hole Pizzeria - Food Berthier St. Bakery - Ugly Sweater Contest Observer Newspaper - Christmas Tree Lighting Theater House - Tree Donation 24...

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Vato to Vato: What is a Man?


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 01 Dec 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Advice column submitted by Chong Diabolito. My name is Carlos Diabolito, although everyone knows me as Chong. Almost every paper has an advice column for women by women, or other groups but none that are just advice from one Vato (guy or male) to another. Working in and around the adult film industry...

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Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps


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 30 Nov 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet paper products while supplies last. Clam manager, Acacius Zero, issued a statement. "We...

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Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


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 23 Nov 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol in the shop earlier that day. The following day, several mysterious tweets appeared on Warrhol’s...

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Obituary of Joe Glenberry


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 22 Nov 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Joe Glenberry 1979 - 2020 Joe Glenberry, age 41, took his own life on November 22, 2020. Career long emotional distress and a pending divorce drove him to his end. Joe was born in 1979 in a small farming community of Montana. Carrying on his family legacy of wildfire firefighters, he joined his hometown...

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Vato to Vato


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 17 Nov 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Advice column submitted by Chong Diabolito. My name is Carlos Diabolito, although everyone knows me as Chong. Almost every paper has an advice column for women by women, or other groups but none that are just advice from one Vato (guy or male) to another. Working in and around the adult film industry...

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Dear Grace: Analeeze


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 16 Nov 2020   Posted by Grace Frontenac

Dear Grace, I don't understand why people prefer anal when a girl is willing to give them vaginal? Like, you got a perfectly good vagina right there in front of you, but you gotta take the backdoor!? I guess it's good during their monthly, true. What do you prefer? Vaginal or anal? Sincerely, Analeeze   Dear...

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Raider and Weymann Bang Bride, Groom, and Guests


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 12 Nov 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

A wedding 30 minutes outside of Hathian turns bloody after two gunmen open fire. On November 8th Saint and Adeline Desmond exchange their vows in the company of friends. Just after the bride and groom cut the cake and call for alcohol, guests identify Tahoma Raider and Loz Weymann entering the wedding...

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Burning Sensation Threatens Red Light District


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 11 Nov 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Smoke in the Red Light District alerts locals to a fire. At approximately 1:00 PM on November 11th, Hathian Fire Department dispatch receives a call of a burning building located behind the Rub n Tug on Bourbon St. Fire officials immediately disperse to put out the flames. The building, recently...

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