- Lou's is Hiring!
June 17, 2018
- Lou's is Hiring!
HATHIAN - Fear has struck the small coastal town of Hathian, Louisiana, after a strong monsoon-like storm struck the town Sunday afternoon. Winds picked up after an overcast morning, bringing rain, lightning, and thunder, the roads swiftly flooding while residents fled to higher ground. The surrounding...Read more →
Take a walk around Hathian city center, or even in the suburbs, and you'll notice them. They are everywhere we go...the voice of reason in a city as dark as it's most filth-ridden corner; the silent but effective force keeping evil at bay; the ever fair voice of the electorate, right? Well, as the non-commital...Read more →
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I had the chance to sit down with Senior Officer Sirus D. Plunkett of the Hathian Police Department to talk about him and his involvement with the department as well as to get his feelings on the corruption and brutality. Plunkett joined the HPD at the young age of 20, his reason? "I joined...Read more →
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(( posted under the byline Crow Camerone )) AB/CD - The Crack Den Band of 2009 - are currently touring across Second Life! The band that has picked up Awards from across the globe, including "Most Annoying Hair Style", "Singer I Would Most Love to Punch In the Face" and "Most Missing Textures,"...Read more →
From a memo accidentally dropped by an HPD Officer An arrest warrant has been issued for Ava Delacroix, a student at CU, wanted for 13 counts of First Degree Murder and possible connections to other unsolved killings. She is described as being 5'11, muscular, blonde, with her hair in a ponytail...Read more →
HATHIAN -- In a startling discover, it has been found that 99 percent of the population misuse the newspaper. How you ask? Well we asked around and found a few reasons as well as some very upset readers and respecters of this American Institution. First we talked with local business owner Rippen...Read more →