- Sundae School Manager Needed!
September 6, 2017
- Sundae School Manager Needed!
Dear Editor, I'm writing to alert the citizens of Hathian about the recent influx of strange characters of the "noob" variety. These "noobs", (what I've heard them labeled as in hushed whispers,) flock to the city during slow hours of the day and night. They carry massive weapons. They speak somehow...Read more →
Okay, fine citizens! It’s that time again, time for a much needed update on what should and shouldn’t be adorning the enticing bodies of our dear Hathian. With the approach of Christmas, the addition of snow, and a brand new year right around the corner, your friend Maddy is here to help you ease...Read more →
The grave of former Hathian City Police Department Captain, Durham Mahoney was horrifically desecrated in the early hours of the evening, Wednesday 10th December 2008. The grave had been exhumed and the coffin disturbed, with traces of was presumed to be vomit in the coffin itself. Three suspects, one female...Read more →
Hathian-Forecasters say that the cold weather that we’re experiencing is not going anywhere anytime soon. Wtih highs in the 40s and lows in the 30s and 20s, Hathian struggles to adjust. Many people are being chilled right to the bone with winds whipping through the city with gusts up to 15 miles per hour. ...Read more →
The philanthropic labor union, known collectively as The Silverside Corporation, met with the associated press early Monday morning to announce the discovery of oil wells hidden deep beneath the ground surface. The wells are estimated to contain 100,000 barrels of oil, but the SS is still...Read more →
Hathian-The local OBGYN has gotten a lot more work as of late, and not just for the rape kits and the occasional pap-smear. The child population has been on a boom as of late. Many citizens decided to keep warm in the cold night air by “bumping boots.” A warning to all citizens that decide to cross...Read more →
Saturday, November 15th, 2008 - FDH Chief, Callum Mondegreen, died from crushing injuries, received when a section of the roof collapsed on him. Chief Mondegreen had just finished pulling a female victim from the fire and was returning to check for victims, when the roof section collapsed on top of him. Chief...Read more →
Hathian- Late last night an 911 call was recorded that reported a mysterious fire at the Comic book store on the corner of Vodou highway one and Main Street. The fire quickly spread to ingulf the entire building trapping a few citizens inside. The Hathian Fire Department responded quickly to the call,...Read more →
Hathian- A press release by the mayor’s office states an internal affairs officer will join the Hathian Police Department. According to the statement, the officer is there to investigate corruption among officers and citizens. Rumors have run rampant of a select few citizens paying local officials...Read more →
New charity! With $5 a month, you can help stave off the people trying to beat the s**t out of poor lil' Misti. With a further $15 donation, you can help get Misti into a halfway house, and perhaps we can help her get a bath. Contact Ayrin Breyer at 555-POORMISTI to get involved. Donate today!Read more →