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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged


  • Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama

    Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's...
  • One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit

    An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson...
  • Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash

    A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted...
  • Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps

    A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet...
  • Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged

    Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol...

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Zeroing In on Amber's Baby Daddy Drama
 Posted on 09 Jan 2021

Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero...

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One Rub n' Tug Too Many Leads to Baby Daddy Whodunit
 26 Dec 2020

Detective Goldstein Picks Up Hot Hathian Trash
 21 Dec 2020


Double Fisted Shoppers Left with Cramps
 30 Nov 2020

Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged
 23 Nov 2020



Vandal Apologizes for Ravaging Clam


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 14 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

I vandalized the Clam for fun. It was a stupid thing to do. Vandalism is wrong no matter the reason. I would like to personally apologize to The Clam owner for what I did. To show how sorry I am, I am going to make a donation to Seaside School to their after school program. -Skye

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Break-In at the Gein


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 14 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submission by Mark Coletti Several weeks ago, the Gein Diner in downtown Hathian was broken into and torn upside down. The Observer was finally able to sit down with the very busy diner owner, Bubs Ella, to discuss the incident. "Okay well, I have no idea why they choose to attack the Gein, but the gang...

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New XXX Management Has HUGE Package


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 14 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

The XXX has new management and more to offer! Check out our expanded inventory of toys ranging from basics to the extreme. Get your hands on the good stuff. Stop by the XXX and see what we have in store for you. Currently hiring webcam models and clerks. Space available for amature adult film...

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Room for Rent at Black Bottom Price


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 10 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Located close to Columtreal University in Black Bottom. Pretty quiet neighborhood. Good sized room and a bed.  Shared bathroom. Dogs OK if they're good and you clean after them. NO CATS! Rent payments on time! Looking for someone who is clean. Male or Female. Just don't be crazy. If you're...

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Officer Ren Wants YOU!


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 10 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

YOU ARE WANTED! TURN YOURSELF IN TODAY! Officer Ren is offering an exclusive all in one deal you don't want to miss! Feel the soft touch as she applies handcuffs made from the finest surgical steel, her hot breath on your body as she reads your rights. Don't want to remain silent? You don't have...

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Police Go Down on Female Suspects


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 05 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

On July 6th at 6:30 PM, Hathian Police Department officers respond to a report of two female suspects fighting at Lou's Bar on Hathian Highway. Upon police arrival, suspects divert their attention upon officers. The suspects draw their weapons, one with a gun and the other with a knife. A suspect...

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Hathian BBQ Turns Into Community Bang


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 05 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Satudary, July 4th the 24 Hour Pawn and Comiquitees stores hosted the Street BBQ event, an Independence Day celebration, on Bourbon St. The street was closed off the entire day for a setup of picnic tables, a full fire grill, beer stand, patriotic banners, and a tent stage. Beach Bums, a local...

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The Poison Apple is Hiring!


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 04 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

  The Poison Apple Hathian, LA @CD_Poison_Apple We're looking for a few experienced tattoo artists & pierces who would like to become part of our growing team. We also have a great apprenticeship program for those interested in learning our trade. Through our program, you will be trained...

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Ramirez Legal Services


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 04 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

RAMIREZ LEGAL SERVICES Lawyer: Catalina Ramirez Criminal defense, divorce, personal injury, inheritance law, & domestic abuse law For more info please call XXX-XXX-XXXX ((Emilynierk2 Resident) Or visit our office Ramirez Legal Services, Vodou

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How I Met Hathian


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 04 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submission by Nobu. Dear Readers of the Hathian Observer, This is probably not what you expect to see in your issue of Hathian: A foreigner's look at Hathian. Please allow me though to create a mirror in letters before you use this issue to pack your fresh landing of fish in it. Or even wipe your...

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