Submitted by junior reporter Lara Windsor II. They promise it's not people but over the years the Observer has run a squillion stories about Gein and its food contents. From stories of being owned by cannibals in its deep distant past, to double salt content and evidence of heart failure from its product...

There is something amiss in the bowels of Hathian Police Department: debauchery, distrust, inaction and an odd smell emanating from the locker room. This reporter had a few run ins with these men and women in blue, and each one just gets more odd. Like the female cop who stopped me in an alley and then...

Submission by Nobu. Dear Readers of the Hathian Observer, This is probably not what you expect to see in your issue of Hathian: A foreigner's look at Hathian. Please allow me though to create a mirror in letters before you use this issue to pack your fresh landing of fish in it. Or even wipe your...

Dear Reader! My name is John Hayes, I am new a reporter at The Observer here in Hathian. Some would say I have been a health nut all my life, in danger of turning vegan had it not been for my guilty pleasures of my morning bagel and coffee to start my day. I work out and take care of myself, my body...

Citizens of Hathian, It with a heavy heart that this article must be written. A citizen brought the Observer's attention to a new danger in our city. A danger we should all be aware of, however, for unknown reasons, those paid to protect us are keeping this from the public. The Hathian Police Department...

When Ems,  Hathain Observer reporter, did her usual evening walk she witnessed a nightmare. First of all, it's not so easy to be blond, as many people may think.  And who could know better than Ems that blonds are very smart. Just in a different way. Yes, you can tell her, that Hathians use a special...