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Raccoons In Your Gumbo


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 15 Aug 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submitted by junior reporter Lara Windsor II. They promise it's not people but over the years the Observer has run a squillion stories about Gein and its food contents. From stories of being owned by cannibals in its deep distant past, to double salt content and evidence of heart failure from its product...

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To Serve and Protect? HPD “Priorities”


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 30 Jul 2020   Posted by MaelstromDork Resident

There is something amiss in the bowels of Hathian Police Department: debauchery, distrust, inaction and an odd smell emanating from the locker room. This reporter had a few run ins with these men and women in blue, and each one just gets more odd. Like the female cop who stopped me in an alley and then...

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How I Met Hathian


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 04 Jul 2020   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

Submission by Nobu. Dear Readers of the Hathian Observer, This is probably not what you expect to see in your issue of Hathian: A foreigner's look at Hathian. Please allow me though to create a mirror in letters before you use this issue to pack your fresh landing of fish in it. Or even wipe your...

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My Side of the Story – Asia Banu


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 02 May 2020   Posted by MaelstromDork Resident

Dear Readers, I would like to offer a response to a Hathian Observer article by John Hayes, dated April 16, 2020, and entitled "Berthier St Bakery-Don’t Eat the Bagels!", and request a retraction. My name is Asia Banu, and I am the owner of Berthier Bakery in downtown Hathian. I have been a part...

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Berthier St. Bakery – Don’t Eat the Bagels!


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 16 Apr 2020   Posted by Evul Resident

Dear Reader! My name is John Hayes, I am new a reporter at The Observer here in Hathian. Some would say I have been a health nut all my life, in danger of turning vegan had it not been for my guilty pleasures of my morning bagel and coffee to start my day. I work out and take care of myself, my body...

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Safety in Numbers


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 18 Mar 2020   Posted by caliea Farrjones

Citizens of Hathian, It with a heavy heart that this article must be written. A citizen brought the Observer's attention to a new danger in our city. A danger we should all be aware of, however, for unknown reasons, those paid to protect us are keeping this from the public. The Hathian Police Department...

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Do Blond Lives Matter?


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 03 Feb 2020   Posted by emily Trebuchet

When Ems,  Hathain Observer reporter, did her usual evening walk she witnessed a nightmare. First of all, it's not so easy to be blond, as many people may think.  And who could know better than Ems that blonds are very smart. Just in a different way. Yes, you can tell her, that Hathians use a special...

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We Will Not Be Silenced


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 28 Jan 2020   Posted by Joanne Steel

On the 17th January the Hathian Observer ran a story entitled "Killer Leaves A Threat To The Observer" in which an anonymous person, claiming to be a killer, brags about their crimes and intimidates reporters to censor their stories. What this person seems to forget it that we are here not to serve...

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I Saw the Killer!


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 31 Dec 2019   Posted by Frederick Lounds

Dear Hathian, Please don't come looking to me for answers. I promise you, I don't know much about anything. No, I swear it! But there I was one late evening out near the graveyard and there was this man dressed in black from head to toe and his hair, I couldn't tell what color it was because it was pulled...

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Former Mayor Shades Kogarashi Supremecy


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 29 Dec 2019   Posted by Geoffrey Welders

More letters and comments flood the Hathian Observer inbox regarding the KOGARASHI TO REIGN SUPREME? (A LOOK AT HATHIAN PAST AND PRESENT) story written by reporter Katherine Cross. Former Hathian mayor, Antoni 'Karn' Annaloro, admonishes esteem for the Kogarashi as was written in the article. Taking...

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