20 Oct 2010
Posted by Indiana Worthington The Sigma Iota Kappa sorority over at Columtreal University have decided to put on a charity event, and the whole town is invited! They are meeting on the 29th of October at 3pm by the sorority booths on campus, and have extended a welcome to everyone to come along for zombiefication before taking...
Read more → 20 Oct 2010
Posted by Jasmine Slade Hathian General Hospital suffered damages last week as a portion of the ceiling in the hallway of the emergency unit fell. Exposed wires and beams were left hanging from the ceiling as well as considerable damage to the first floor. At present the area has been cordoned off and hospital staff are having...
Read more → 13 Oct 2010
Posted by Perina McGinnis MAIN ST, HATHIAN - Disturbance at local coffee haven, the Daily Grind, this afternoon, as a woman identified only as "Caris" was thrown through one of the front windows by an unidentified male. Folks over at the nearby Gein Burger did not report any disturbances as far as they witnessed, and only one woman,...
Read more → 13 Oct 2010
Posted by Wentworth the Weatherman Autumn is here and temps are dropping, the next week giving us the last of our 80F/27C highs for numerous months (lows around 60F/15C). Skies will be mostly clear, with the off-chance of rain that seems to sporadically drop. Enjoy it now! Cause if past winters have been any indication, snow is surely...
Read more → 07 Oct 2010
Posted by Perina McGinnis HATHIAN - Local scientists from the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) visited the Lower Louisiana area in the last few weeks to quietly survey the areas of Hathian, Vodou, Devils Pocket, Black Bottom, District 8, & Fishtown as part of normal routine inspection in the wake of the devestating storm...
Read more → 28 Sep 2010
Posted by Wentworth the Weatherman 
Conditions should be SUNNY AND DELIGHTFUL* with highs anywhere from 82-86F (27-30C) and lows dipping into the mid-60s F (around 18C). Probably still humid, though. Gulf coast, baby! ((*real accuweather.com description. they also had "bright sunshine and nice".))
Read more → 24 Sep 2010
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
The newest, and possibly wildest, club Lower Louisiana is opening in Devils Pocket! ACES HIGH, a journey in living erotica, will be having it's grand opening this weekend starting on Saturday at 7:00 pm with a free buffet and complimentary beverages. The club boasts a number of themed rooms for the free-spirited...
Read more → 22 Sep 2010
Posted by GWelders A recent baby boom and subsequent mothers applying for Medicaid alerted government officials. The governor sent a crack team of officials to investigate the alarming trend. After several months of investigation, tests, and observing, the team discovered that huge amounts of fertility drug, Ovultine,...
Read more → 14 Sep 2010
Posted by Perina McGinnis ANSAR/GAVILAN WEDDING On Friday, September 3rd, 2010, Detective Anthony Gavilan and Doctor Lake Ansar were FINALLY united in matrimony at a ceremony at their home after a long engagement (at least by Hathian standards). Accompanied by Maid of Honor, SunHi Gavilan, the couple's adopted daughter,...
Read more → 09 Sep 2010
Posted by Indiana Worthington Officials from Hathian General Hospital are warning citizens to be on alert after an outbreak of chicken pox cases are being reported. The origin of the virus is not known, though many of those seeking treatment seemed to have been around the central area of Main Street, particularly near Gein Burger's...
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