28 Apr 2021
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
by Tarja (Fionola Resident) Two of Hathian’s heroes have agreed to tie the knot! That’s right, there will be wedding bells ringing soon for two members of the Fire Department and notorious streakers! Jet Lannock and Vie Masala are excited to announce that when the question was finally asked the response...
Read more → 27 Apr 2021
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
by Tarja (Fionola Resident) For once the haunting sounds of sirens and the screams of children weren’t announcing the latest tragedy for the city. Instead, a community Fun and Games Day, sponsored by the Fire Department of Hathian with the assistance of the Hathian Police Department has been put together...
Read more → 23 Apr 2021
Posted by Mick Shagger 
Some big changes are on their way from the staff of Hathian General Hospital. We learned recently of a shake up in management, as it appears the hospital is getting younger and experiencing a glow up. Doctor James Matfield retired after a long tenure as a resident physician and Chief of Staff. Having...
Read more → 23 Apr 2021
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
by Tarja Olzon ((Fionola Resident)) The peaceful quiet of a Hathian night was shattered forever by the cry of "LEEERROOYYYYYY JENNNKINNSS!" as officer King of the HPD launched herself at an armed assailant during an incident that can only be described as an act of public nudity gone horribly wrong. It...
Read more → 09 Apr 2021
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
by Tarja Olzon ((Fionola Resident)) Contacts within the Hathian Police Department have confirmed that not one, but two potential serial killers are currently active on the streets of Hathian, there may be even more not yet discovered. A recent altercation between HPD officers and one of the suspected...
Read more → 08 Apr 2021
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
by Tarja Olzon ((Fionola Resident)) Just after 6:00 pm on Saturday, a call came into Hathian 911 dispatch. A fire had broken out at SEANS-DINER and was out of control. Moments later sirens wailed as the doors of the Fire Department of Hathian’s Headquarters slid open and a massive ladder truck tore...
Read more → 01 Apr 2021
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
by Tarja Olzon ((Fionola Resident)) The Hathian Animal Control Office and the Louisiana Department of Wildlife and Fisheries have issued a joint statement warning residents of a new threat to the region. Over the past week there have been an increasing number of reports of snakes moving into human...
Read more → 24 Mar 2021
Posted by Perina McGinnis 
High winds hit the entire region, pushing waters up over into Bourbon Street and down into the Titty Twister. On Sunday, reports of tornado activity were also heard coming from the bayou just north of town, with the docks sustaining heavy damage. Much of the city was effected, with southern areas...
Read more → 19 Mar 2021
Posted by Perina McGinnis 
It's going to be another wet weekend for Hathian! The National Weather Service is reporting that a rather large storm is moving in the gulf on it's way towards Louisiana, with heavy rainfall expected in the region. Residents are advised to prepare for wet conditions. This isn't the first time that...
Read more → 09 Jan 2021
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's Baby Daddy. Now we advise everyone who engages in unprotected sex or sex with a prostitute to get checked...
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