26 May 2018
Posted by Faolin Andel 
At approximately 7:30 PM Saturday evening, a Hathian police cruiser was discovered in the bayou near the red light district pier. The vehicle in question has been featured on several Twitter accounts as abandoned in front of the XXX Shop. The state of the police cruiser suggests that a local proprietor...
Read more → 24 May 2018
Posted by Hathian Bachelor 
(The following is a video posted on the Observer website of Episode 1 of The Hathian Bachelor reality show.) EPISODE 1: MEETING THE BACHELOR DR. EM WANTS MORE THAN JUST A PHYSICAL Em wanders up to the chair-bound pair after arriving where she needs to be and she moves to half-sit, half-stand...
Read more → 24 May 2018
Posted by Hathian Bachelor
(The following is a video posted on the Observer website of Episode 1 of The Hathian Bachelor reality show.) EPISODE 1: MEETING THE BACHELOR MEETING THE COLONEL David was sitting in his wheelchair in disguise, and flying on perc. Surely no one would find in this disguise since people were looking...
Read more → 24 May 2018
Posted by Hyemi 
On May 20th the Hathian Police Department and the Hathian General Hospital teamed up for a very special event. Starting from 10 am and throughout the day people were invited to come on over and donate their blood to replenish the hospital's reserves. Of course, your loyal servants at the Observer participated...
Read more → 21 May 2018
Posted by Hyemi 
Sarah has been missing since the 19th of May. She was last seen in Hathian wearing blue jeans and a dark crocheted top. If you have any information regarding her disappearance, please contact either the Hathian Police Department or Sarah’s family. If you wish to leave an anonymous tip, please come...
Read more → 21 May 2018
Posted by Anon Reporter 
The Hathian Police Department may very well have their hands full in the near future with the notorious biker gang calling themselves the Orcus Samedi Motorcycle Club. A credible source came forward to the Hathian Observer on May 19th, 2018 about the OSMC stating that ammunition and a significant amount...
Read more → 19 May 2018
Posted by Hathian Bachelor
(the following is a video posted on the Observer website of a contestant interview for the upcoming Hathian Bachelor reality show) INTERVIEW WITH ANA David tucked his phone under his leg as he watched Ana wheel up and nearly wreck a very expensive light. He was a little confused but this was happening...
Read more → 19 May 2018
Posted by Hathian Bachelor
(the following is a video posted on the Observer website of a contestant interview for the upcoming Hathian Bachelor reality show) INTERVIEW WITH REQUIEM David looked at Em once he was seated and gave a polite smile as his eyes went up and down her frame. he looked from the hair to the makeup to the choice...
Read more → 17 May 2018
Posted by Hyemi 
On the 16th of May, around 1pm, Hathian Highway was the host of a rather flamboyant display. Between the Butcher shop and the Pawn shop, a bike was set on fire and left to burn down on the street. A few bystanders gathered round to witness the spectacle but only one seemed to be aware of what...
Read more → 16 May 2018
Posted by Hathian Bachelor
(the following is a video posted on the Observer website of a contestant interview for the upcoming Hathian Bachelor reality show) INTERVIEW WITH MARINA David cleared his throat and looked at the camera when the director gave them the all clear to start. "Hello! Welcome to part two of our five part...
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Your Tax Dollars Set Sail
THE HATHIAN BACHELOR: EPISODE 2 (PART 2 OF 2)THE HATHIAN BACHELOR: EPISODE 1 (Part 1 of 2)