09 Jan 2021
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Story submitted by FaQue Zero, host of Zero Hour. Zero Hour - Hathian's premier local live broadcast hosted by FaQue Zero and Bobby the Emotional Support Bobcat are gonna find out who is Amber Dawson's Baby Daddy. Now we advise everyone who engages in unprotected sex or sex with a prostitute to get checked...
Read more → 26 Dec 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders
An expecting mother of Hathian is in search of her baby’s father. Amber Dawson, owner of the Rub n’ Tug on Bourbon St., discovered she was pregnant in November. It was as much a surprise to her as it was a mystery. Dawson cannot fully recall all the men she recently entertained. The list of potential...
Read more → 21 Dec 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
A Hathian police officer revives an old program for prisoner reform. Detective Jimmy Goldstein intends to clean up Hathian one parking lot at a time. A test run at Rader Records on King St. was conducted with one volunteer prisoner. Stick in hand, the prisoner clears the concrete of used condoms,...
Read more → 30 Nov 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
A recall on cranberry and pumpkin products sold under the BGE Foods brand and distributed by GIHN Freight has been issued by the Clam on Berthier St. The convenience store also offers a 50% discount off all toilet paper products while supplies last. Clam manager, Acacius Zero, issued a statement. "We...
Read more → 23 Nov 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Broker Pawned, Bound, Leaves Others Gagged On November 21st, 24 Hour Pawn manager Sam Warrhol was reported missing by his fiance, Jesus Ramirez, over Twitter. A Twitter user reports last seeing Warrhol in the shop earlier that day. The following day, several mysterious tweets appeared on Warrhol’s...
Read more → 22 Nov 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Joe Glenberry 1979 - 2020 Joe Glenberry, age 41, took his own life on November 22, 2020. Career long emotional distress and a pending divorce drove him to his end. Joe was born in 1979 in a small farming community of Montana. Carrying on his family legacy of wildfire firefighters, he joined his hometown...
Read more → 12 Nov 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
A wedding 30 minutes outside of Hathian turns bloody after two gunmen open fire. On November 8th Saint and Adeline Desmond exchange their vows in the company of friends. Just after the bride and groom cut the cake and call for alcohol, guests identify Tahoma Raider and Loz Weymann entering the wedding...
Read more → 11 Nov 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Smoke in the Red Light District alerts locals to a fire. At approximately 1:00 PM on November 11th, Hathian Fire Department dispatch receives a call of a burning building located behind the Rub n Tug on Bourbon St. Fire officials immediately disperse to put out the flames. The building, recently...
Read more → 11 Nov 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
A gunfight at the corner of Hangmans Pass and King leaves several injured. On November 11th at approximately 6:30 PM, gunfire draws locals to investigate the scene of a fight. They watch from sidewalk corners as attackers hunt each other down. “Run little rabbits, run,” teases a gunman while...
Read more → 09 Nov 2020
Posted by Geoffrey Welders 
Two residents of Hathian go missing during a flight to South America. Loz Weymann boarded a private plane. piloted by Tahoma Raider. at Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport yesterday night at 7:00 PM. Their last radio transmission occurred at midnight and they disappeared from radar shortly...
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