18 Jun 2017
Posted by Doniella Calamity 
By: Doniella Maddox I scream, you scream.... well this is Hathian, so that's not at all uncommon, but for once, that old jingle can be completed. On Wednesday, June 14th, a brand new Ice Cream parlor in Hathian opened its air-conditioned doors! Sundae School is a bright...
Read more → 18 Jun 2017
Posted by CharlesBelow Resident 
A winged man, later identified as Mr. Blake Larcen, was seen outside the 24 Hour Pawn Shop on the Haithian Highway at around 11:30 pm of the 8th of June. He was seen biting a lady insistently, his teeth pierced the lady at least two times. Another person, possibly a friend of his, was seen trying to separate...
Read more → 06 Jun 2017
Posted by Perina McGinnis 
Are you a team player? Dreaming about being a hero? Wondered how it feels like sitting at front seat of Crown Vic instead at the back, wearing handcuffs? Curious if you're brave enough to dash inside a building turned inferno, and carry beautiful woman OR handsome dude into safety in your arms? ...
Read more → 05 Jun 2017
Posted by Tally 
During the early afternoon hours of June 2nd, Vodou had an unpleasant turn of events. One anonymous person that witnessed three people, two males and one female, leaving the scene of the crime stated he saw them leave on motorcycles. Upon further questioning, he gave a brief description of the three...
Read more → 05 Jun 2017
Posted by Steven Smith 
A small, new substation for the Fire Department of Hathian has been completed recently and is now in operation in Devils Pocket, just south of Hathian. City councilwoman Charis Lemoine had held talks with FDH Captain Dimitri Rousseau months earlier, and during these discussions, Ms Lemoine promised...
Read more → 05 Jun 2017
Posted by CharlesBelow Resident 
The Orcus Samedi Motorcycle Club have decided to name and shame the Hathian Police Department and its officers. The first incident they have chosen to focus on is one closest to one former member's heart - in a matter of two days Heinrich 'Drac' Liam lost a finger and his sister Seana was raped allegedly...
Read more → 26 May 2017
Posted by CharlesBelow Resident 
On the morning of the 8th of May, Mr. Ellis Millet turned himself in, was cuffed, and taken into custody just outside the Hathian Police Department in front of his wife Meghan by the police officers on duty - Henry Drax and Annabel Lee without any resistance. Our reporter Mr. Abu Muhammad witnessed the scene,...
Read more → 26 May 2017
Posted by Steven Smith 
A Columtreal University art student managed to get herself arrested when she was apprehended by two police officers outside Hathian Police Department, spray painting a Banksy art piece ['Have a Nice Day'] against the exterior of the precinct. Cece Dufresne, 21, a part time bartender, also deposited...
Read more → 13 May 2017
Posted by Zen Harbour 
“Serial Rapist in Hathian? " by Shelby Munroe (zen harbour) In light of the suspected rape at the cemetery as reported on May 6 in the Observer, information gained about another alleged rape was obtained while investigating another unrelated story at a local strip...
Read more → 10 May 2017
Posted by Indiana Worthington 
Monday the 8th of May, the Observer received two pictures of supposedly a Hathian Police Officer Luis Eduardo Pavoli being tortured by Summer 'Bunny' Carter. The pictures were particularly titled so that the identities could not be missed, and following this text messages from Ms. Carter confirmed...
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I Scream, You Scream...
Winged Man Bites and Bleeds
HPD/FDH Recruitment Drive - Wednesday!