YOU ARE WANTED! TURN YOURSELF IN TODAY!
Officer Ren is offering an exclusive all in one deal you don’t want to miss! Feel the soft touch as she applies handcuffs made from the finest surgical steel, her hot breath on your body as she reads your rights.
Don’t want to remain silent? You don’t have to!
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