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I’ve seen a few folks talkin about noodlin so I figured I’d help ya all learn how to do it.
How to Noodle
It has come to my attention that some folks about town don’t know the first thing about Noodling. I know some of y’all are askin what the hell is noodlin. Well put simply it is catching catfish with your bare hands. You’re more than welcome to catch any kind of fish with your hands but for this article the focus is going to be on catfish. Now I know the next question you’re asking is going to be how strong do you have to be. I’ve seen even five year old kids noodle like pros. So for those who don’t know how here are the steps. Anyone can noodle all you need is the willingness to get wet and a hankerin for mild violence.
The biggest thing to remember no matter the size, catfish will fight with their heads and tails. Subdue both ends and you can often noodle a Flathead without suffering more than a scratch or two. If the tail gets away from you, the fish will peel the skin off your arm all the way to the boat. If you let go of the head, you’ll have to explain to your buddies why you lost the fish, which is worse than any physical harm you might endure.
Remember in the words of the Great Jeff Foxworthy: If you take a fishing pole into Sea World.…. You might be a redneck!
Until next time!