HATHIAN, LA — A woman sporting a pink bunny gas mask is wanted for setting fire to one officer and attempting to set fire to a different officer, both in broad daylight.
On Nov. 27, witnesses reported seeing the suspect douse Det. Lebowski in gasoline, sprayed from a synthetic flower on the suspect’s person. Two days later, on Nov. 29, the suspect was seen dousing a second officer, Sgt. Susser, who was off-duty at the time. The suspect set Lebowski on fire, but the detective survived. Witnesses say that Susser managed to escape further harm.
The suspect is still at large and is described as about 5’6″ with a slim-to-medium build, orange-dyed hair and colorful, traditional-style tattoos on both arms. She was last seen wearing a red corset, white bloomers and a pink bunny mask with red lenses.
Any information on the suspect should be reported to the Hathian Police Department via (504) 555-XXXX.
This story will be updated as more information becomes available.