Beginning a set of interviews I will be conducting with various Hathian businesses, our first stop for this article is the popular Hathian strip club Titty Twister. I managed to catch up with the owner of the establishment, Blue Noel, to get her thoughts on how business was going, plans for the future, and to elaborate on the customer service that they provide.
“First of all, how has business been the last few months. Has the university being in a state of summer transition affected things at all?”
Blue – “Business has been remarkable good. The university cycle doesn’t really affect us though, I think. Maybe a few more students apply for jobs in summer, though. But actually, they ask for jobs all year long. I would have to check our statistics.”
“Yes, I imagine that the student would have much more time to work here during the summer. Any current events for the city of Hathian that you would like to mention?”
Blue – “We will have a Rockabilly night soon, the date is not set yet. And we are preparing a collaboration with Rader Records. We will offer pole dance classes for women who like to spice up their relationships, or who like to try out a side career on our stage.”
She also went on to mention that if the Pole Dance event proves popular enough, this may become a permanent feature of the club, where people can walk in anytime and learn the art of pole dancing.
“Good idea to help the growth of Hathian businesses by collaboration. That is certainly a good cause.”
Blue – “A very good cause. Just like giving bored housewives the opportunity to improve their sex lives. Sexual frustration is one of the main causes for violence, isn’t it? From that point of view, everything we do is charitable, sort of , no? We offer a place where people can rebound, where they find recognition, where they can act out their feelings and satisfy their needs. Where they won’t be judged for heir urges and kinks. And where they can vent and share their sorrows with our understanding and discrete bartenders. We provide recreation, entertainment, counseling and absolution.”
“Any other particular events of note that you have coming up that you would like the people of the city to know about?”
Blue – “Other than the two I already mentioned.. no, not at the moment. Though we are constantly looking for new ideas and business joint ventures. We might have a Karaoke night in the near future. And certainly another burlesque event. ”
“As far as security goes? How safe are things inside the establishment? Inside and also immediately outside of the establishment? How situated are you on security at the moment?”
Blue – “We do our best to keep our employees and patrons safe. I actually just have promoted a new head of security who is going to train our bouncers. And we are proud that the Twister always has been neutral territory. No gang will ever run this place, at least not as long as I am management. We are open for everyone, regardless of their affiliations or social background. As for, outside, Our doormen of course will see that guests can safely wait for a cab.”
She would go on to state to me that customers may at anytime they are prepared to leave the establishment, request that someone wait outside for them to ensure their safety as they await their transportation home from their night out.
“Anything in closing you would like to state to the city? Final remarks and such?”
Blue – “Well, maybe just that we are proud to provide the Hathian citizens with our services and that we will keep up to our high standards. We are open from dusk till dawn to offer entertainment, a safe environment and the cutest girls and boys in town. Yes, boys, too. Actually, at least half of our patrons are female. And our bartenders should be mentioned, too. We serve the best cocktails in town. No other place can compete regarding quality and style.”
This concluded the interview. The ownership and staff are always busy putting together events to draw interest. If you have not stopped by the club, I recommend looking for one of these events and giving it a try. You might find yourself hooked in.
