A citizen walking in Hathian in a single day is subject to many things, both good and bad. However, on this day, one walking by the Comiquities and Bakery would be treated to quite the sight.
It seems while finding a place to be intimate, Dr Heinreich Liam and a woman who was almost completely naked known only as Elyssa, picked the wrong place. They had apparently decided to pick the alleyway between the two buildings, with mixed results. It appears the two became stuck in the alleyway, and one can only imagine what had just taken place prior, as the smell of lubricant was in the air as well as the smell of sex. Though that could have been the fresh muffins next door.
Fire Department of Hathian EMT Wade Wells rolled up on scene in an A-2 a few moments later, followed shortly by Hathian Police Department Officer Lily Summers. While both rescue personnel tried to keep their composure, as you can imagine, it was quite hard. EMT Wells took charge of the scene immediately, and due to these two’s affair, and getting stuck, the walls of the business had to be ripped open to pull the scantily clad Elyssa and Dr Liam out, causing much damage to the building. This is inexcusable for two people looking for a place to have affairs, and as Dr Matfield would say, it’s a sticky situation. When attempting to enter from behind, Dr Liam seems to have also been too large for the opening, which ended up getting him stuck as well. The Dr tried to valiantly make himself smaller as well, possibly by thinking of his grandmother instead of Elyssa, or by passing gas, but that plan failed as well.
One onlooker on the scene described it. “The girl was in there first, right? Den dat dem dere doctor guy, da one dat sed he not MC but wear vest, him, den he dun come and ripped her dress right off! He den tried to enter dat dem dere girl from behind, and den in all da buckin and pullin and tuggin and moans and groans, he finally seemed to be stuck as well!”
The situation is still ongoing, and we will update you when we get more news. For right now, it seems FDH Wade Wells has this well in hand, and the doctor as well. Both hands, and more.