For Sale

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For sale:

Unused vibrating Dildo, named “The Violator”. Was bought for a gift for a friend but she freaked out and was very ungrateful for the present. It costs around twenty five bucks for this model and I don’t really know what else to do with it. Anyone interested, ten dollars and it’s yours. Please call Anonymous at xxx-xxx-xxx (James Matfield)

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