There’s Something in the Water..

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In the early morning of the 1st, a rather disturbing image was caught on footage at the local water reservoir, which supplies water to Hathian and all outlying communities.

Around 2:00AM, the reservoir’s security camera captured the image of a tall, black male urinating in the water.

“The water’s fine,” professes Mayor Bobby Boxer as he drinks a glass of tap water to demonstrate this point. “At least you don’t have a tiger in your bathroom, but if you do, remember that tigers love pepper, but hate cinnamon.”

Though, anyone who wasn’t assured by the mayor’s resounding confidence has been advised to boil their tap water before use, as this will kill any bacteria present in the water. In the meantime, the staff at the water reservoir assures they will sanitize the affected water, as well as the other tanks as a precaution.

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