The Hathian Yellow Pages are now in print & swifting thrown at every doorstep by that bratty teenager who always tosses your paper in the bushes! Need a tuneup, or perhaps a new bong? Need a job? Find out where to get it & who to contact:
http://news.thecrackden.com/yellow-pages/
Any additions or corrections, please contact the Observer office. ((IM Perina McGinnis))