Jimmies Steps Up to Save Gein Castoffs

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The staff of Jimmies Chicken Shack was dismayed to hear the news that locally operated Gein Burger was forced to shut down due to the standards of their food. We here at Jimmies strive to serve you only the best quality chicken, that’s right, it’s 100 percent chicken folks. Not only will we let you peak into our kitchen to see the warm fresh meat chicken being breaded in our special herbs and spices; we may even let you choke your own chicken.

Here at Jimmies, your satisfaction is our number one goal, and in response to this tragedy, we invite all former Gein customers to please come in and try a meal at JimmieJs, where we will be offering a special 20 percent off of all menu items to show you all how much we strive to take care of you!  Not only do you have our word that our meals are completely safe and sanitary; we assure you that the flavor is out of this world.  Come on down to Jimmies this week and try out our special “We Promise it’s chicken”  popcorn chicken  on us with presentation of this article at the counter. (Fine print: Limit one per customer, void where prohibited).  Former Gein’s employee and need work? Feel free to drop by and leave an application, care of James Matfield.

At Jimmies, you are number one! Have a clucking good day!

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