After my incredible accuracy of last week, I am willing to publish a birth chart of any Hathian resident, leave a message with your date of birth/place of birth and I will publish it next week!
ARIES
(Mar. 21- April 20)
Don’t start any arguments unless you’re prepared to accept irrevocable results, you may have a gun, but they may have a bigger gun. Dead end projects could plague you, bio-warfare tends to have that potential pitfall. Don’t lament to a friend about any grievance regarding your mate, or it may be hard to rectify your relationship. What you don’t realise is they your friend will use this information to fuck them behind your back. You have to believe in yourself and your talents.
Your lucky day this week will be Wednesday.
TAURUS
(Apr. 21- may 21)
Elders may get you going this week, it’s called gerontophilia you perverted bastard. Plan your day thoughtfully, but try not to rely on others. It’s time to reconnect with some of the people you used to know. Uncertainties regarding relatives will make situations uncomfortable if you attend a family function, when you suddenly find out that your sister is really your mother, and you accidentally fucked your cousin without knowing it – it could be awkward.
Your lucky day this week will be Monday.
GEMINI
(May 22-June 21)
Do not over expand if you have your own business. Sit tight. You can make extra cash by moonlighting, prostitution is always a good way of making extra cash, especially if you are willing to do that kinky shit. Mingle with those who can further your goals. Try out for a local ‘sports’ team such as the Greasers or the rejects, or whatever interests you.
Your lucky day this week will be Thursday.
CANCER
(June 22-July 22)
You can make money if you’re willing to push your ideas on those in a position to support your efforts although don’t push too hard, they may get stroppy. Make the necessary changes that will enable you to advance financially cut out people who are a drain on your finances for example. Exercise is always a good way to relieve stress, but no sex doesn’t count. You can put in some overtime and make extra cash.
Your lucky day this week will be Wednesday.
LEO
(July 23-Aug 22)
Your magnetic, outgoing personality will capture hearts, and bodies too, good news for your new kidnapping sideline. You can certainly gain popularity; however, don’t do it by paying for everyone else. You could lose money or precious belongings if you aren’t careful, I see danger to your testicles this week. You can work in conjunction with those in the know in order to get to the bottom of any pending issue.
Your lucky day this week will be Friday.
VIRGO
(Aug. 23 -Sept. 23)
Travel for business or pleasure. Secret affairs may be brought out in the open, whether you like it or not. You should be putting in some overtime. Avoid lovers who already have a relation ship, even if it is a bad one. More than one disgruntled psycho partner is just too much.
Your lucky day this week will be Thursday.
LIBRA
(Sept. 24 -Oct. 23)
Spend time with your lover this week. Don’t hesitate to take some short films. You can meet new and exciting lovers through work related projects, filming them too – you never know when those films will come in handy for pleasure or blackmailing purposes. You may find that your anger stems from lending or borrowing money.
Your lucky day this week will be Sunday
SCORPIO
(Oct. 24 – Nov. 22)
You will earn recognition for the work you are doing, both your boss and the feds are paying you after all!. Put your energy into self-improvement programs that promise to make you into a better you. Don’t reveal information that is personal or confidential. Put your efforts into job advancement.
Your lucky day this week will be Saturday.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 23 -Dec. 21)
Uncertainty regarding your direction is likely. Don’t shy away from potential mates they want to introduce you to. Be discreet about any information you uncover. Don’t be too quick to judge your position or surroundings at work,yes there are roaches, and that wierd smell, but its better than being fucked mercilessly by sweaty fat businessmen like you were before.
Your lucky day this week will be Wednesday.
CAPRICORN
(Dec 22.- Jan. 20)
Do your own thing. You’ll find it easy to deal with government agencies or large institutions, the hospital and the police are your friends this week, well I suppose if you class ‘friends’ as people you spend the most time with. Your mate will be pushing you to do things that you really don’t want to do, just because they like wearing diapers during sex play, doesn’t mean you have to. Emotional relationships will be plentiful if you attend group activities, gang fights tend to cut into loving time.
Your lucky day this week will be Wednesday.
AQUARIUS
(Jan. 21 -Feb. 19)
Any intimate relationships with colleagues will lead to gossip that could easily affect your position especially if they are with the ugly ones. Travel and communication will be lucrative for you. Your input into their activities will help bring you closer together. If you haven’t planned a vacation, then at least try to get away for the weekend, quick get away, they are onto you now.
Your lucky day this week will be Saturday.
PISCES
(Feb. 20-Mar. 20)
Rewards for past good deeds will be yours. You can meet potential new mates if you socialize with friends, steal their partners etc. Help elders with their concerns lie to them, that works out great for you. You must make sure that all your personal documents are in order.
Your lucky day this week will be Monday.
